Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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