school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I have aggressive nipples.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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