How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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