I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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