if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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