you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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