It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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