I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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