why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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