I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize