You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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