We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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