Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I touched a dick in church today
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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