discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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