Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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