Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize