Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
