dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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