I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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