Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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