I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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