She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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