I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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