he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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