I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
