All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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