sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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