Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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