I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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