we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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