Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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