Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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