i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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