Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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