There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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