i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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