windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I need a beard to bite.
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