So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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