i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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