If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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