We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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