why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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