Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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