you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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