He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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