She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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