Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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