I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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