I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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