Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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