Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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