Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I would ride that face into the sunset
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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