I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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