Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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