Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
how drunk are you?
Several
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
