PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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