just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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