There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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