Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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